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  • Eochaid
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    1 year ago

    My wife and I would say hi when you moved in. We’d exchange small talk and eventually the conversation would hit a lull and you’d excuse yourself to go - you know, move in. I’d bring over cookies to greet you to the neighborhood. You’d offer an awkward smile, eat one, and throw the rest away later.

    We’d exchange head nods or waves whenever one of us drives by. Occasionally, exchanging a “hey, nice weather huh?” when one if us passes by on a walk with the dog or just around the neighborhood.

    The most interaction we’d have is when a tree branch falls on the fence during a winter storm. I’d pick up a few repair quotes, and come over with an offer to share the cost. Depending on your personality and personal financial situation, you’d either agree to pay part or start arguing that i should pay it all because the tree was on my property - and eventually I’d give up and pay for a bad neighbor fence.

    If the former, we’d continue to have a friendly - if distant neighborly relationship. If the latter, we’d probably never interact again.

  • @smk
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    141 year ago

    Porn fantasy version: I’d be banging you every night

    Actual version: I’d think wow, she’s cute, I bet guys hassle her all the time, I’ll just wave hello if we run into each other outside

      • @smk
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        51 year ago

        It’s fun to dream up sexy scenarios but healthy to keep aware of actual social standards, at least I think

        Really appreciate your posting and engagement here!

  • @[email protected]
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    81 year ago

    If we were neighbors, I would be trying my best to make small talk, and think of something interesting to talk about with you when we see each other, while trying not to stare too much, but probably failing at times.

    • @throuple
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      51 year ago

      At least you could make small talk. I probably could barely make eye contact let alone open my mouth, then I’d say something embarrassingly stupid.

  • @[email protected]
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    51 year ago

    I’d be trying hard to not get caught staring for too long and crossing my fingers you would be down at the pool every time I go.

  • niva
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    31 year ago

    Eh sorry, I run out of sugar … could you give me some?

  • @Subtle3
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    21 year ago

    If you took naked pictures in front of the windows or I found your online profile and recognized you - who knows? If you liked me too, we could be having a lot of fun together. ♥️😉 I would love having such sexy neighbor.

  • @Account_for_lewding
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    21 year ago

    I would convince you to move in with me to spare some money and the hassle from going next door everytime we want to get it on. 😍

  • CCL
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    21 year ago

    then you’d be the girl nextdoor

  • @fututio_enjoyer
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    21 year ago

    We would never see each other or interact with each other?

  • EZ_LIVIN
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    21 year ago

    I’d probably do something embarrassing and be shy and too embarrassed to talk to you😖