All I want is a middle-aged, suburban mom to fuck me dry and then ask if I want to get a snack.

Now, I know what you’re imagining. You’re imagining some supermodel-esque woman in an apron with a few grey hairs and maybe some laugh lines, but still has a tight ass, perky tits, and not a blemish elsewhere. That is not what I am looking for AT ALL. I don’t want some sex symbol that’s just crossed the other side of 30. I want a woman who when you look at her the first thing you think is, “I bet that lady makes a great casserole”.

Let me elaborate. Think a Pixar mom, you know with wide hips, full breasts, and a waist the size of a pencil, then add a normal waist, some extra pounds, some wrinkles, grey hairs cellulite, and whatever else comes with the aging process. That’s what I want. A real person with a realistic body. Somebody you look at that doesn’t instantly make your mind go to sex. Someone who is outwardly a very vanilla person, but get her alone and she lets her freak flag fly.

If this sounds anything remotely like you, please reach out to me. I’d love to talk.

Kinks: Older women, oral (giving and receiving) tit jobs, cum shots, risky sex, joi, edging, realistic bodies, creampies, voyeurism, gentle femdom

Limits: violence, gore, noncon, underage, bathroom stuff, your typical list