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I think an application of some orange face spray would do well to complete the look:
Ask yourself, “would your founding fathers approve or disapprove you bear macing a wanna be king of America in the fucking face.” Then just follow your heart.
It really isn’t hard to extract pure capsaicin from peppers. Slap that shit in a bottle with alcohol, get a pressurized sprayer, and then let 'em have it.