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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • hakase@lemm.ee
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    Thanks for the advice - as soon as I’m wrong and make a stupid comment, I’ll be sure to.

    Not really sure how that’s relevant to the thread though.

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      Yeah. Who knows, bud.

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      Hopefully you become intelligent enough to figure it out someday

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