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“What ‘machine’ did you think they were raging against? A lawnmower?”
Take the flower back!
No, it’s definitely a printer. Go print off some RATM lyrics and tell me I’m wrong.
(How the heck was the library printer out of whack last time I went to use it? Those things used to be ridiculously reliable.)