IT AFFECTED THE TROUT POPULATION

I dove into the desert and became a sand trout.

B E C O M E T R O U T

This vaguely reminds me of the song Fish Sticks by The Heligoats:

You were baptized in a river

I was thrown off a bridge

Then I landed on a crab you slept with seahorses

I started having seizures, you started having kids

You found your inner self, I found my inner fish

What’s a non-binary haircut?