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Two sausages are sitting in a frying pan. One looks over at the other and says, “Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?” The other replies, “AHHH! IT’S A TALKING SAUSAGE!”
Haha fucking brilliant nice one dad
Haha!
I remember this one as muffins in an oven.
I’ve heard it with muffins as well, but I maintain that sausages are funnier.