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I already awarded a different thing my first laugh of the day, but I like this one more.
The source of my dark sense of humor is largely my father joking that crying kids should get smacked in restaurants. It went like this (two different voices):
“Somebody smack that kid…” I’ll do it!
Made me laugh till I was gasping for air. And now I have a sense of humor that focuses on the absurd such that you’d think me an asshole if you didn’t know my values. Thanks, Dad.