• explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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    10 days ago

    I come from the future!

    Now you need a subscription to get mail, including jury summons. The subscription will be $100/mo but that’s actually not too bad after the 2026 inflation. Despite paying for your subscription, there will be even more ads. Also they’ll wrap your jury summons in a random ad each time. Damaging the electronics in your reusable box will result in a fee.

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      10 days ago

      Jokes on you, they don’t let people like me serve on juries. Just make a official government email and be done with it.

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        9 days ago

        We still have to get the summons and show up in order to get out of jury duty.

        Email would completely defeat the purpose; then people wouldn’t read their spam!

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          9 days ago

          Pretty sure you could program your email client to not send official government emails to spam but what do I know?