The Onion has given up, they are now just reporting factual news.
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Not really, this headline would have been applicable to every pope for over a thousand years. Spicy? Nope. It’s old and played. Stop letting these religious jerks keep raping children.
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It’s funny because everyone still knows that priests rape children at a much higher rate than the general population, using their position as a religious leader to prey upon innocent children.
Stay away from religions.
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