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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago

Don't try this at home

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Don't try this at home

kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago
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    Keep in mind there’s over a thousand ways this goes wrong and only one way that goes well.

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      So you’re telling me there’s a chance…

      • Toes♀@ani.social
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        One trick big pharma hates: The man who cut out his own appendix

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          What a lad.

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          deleted by creator

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      and nothing of value was lost

  • Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works
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    Americans do this to avoid paying for a procedure I paid less than one day’s pay for and then dare call my country a shithole.

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      then dare call my country a shithole

      Reminds me of the time I showed my American ex a popular Mexican pop song by an iconic band. He whips out another band playing that same song in English and gives me the side eye asking about plagiarism and my stinky little band making me feel terrible.

      I go online years later and find out the thief was the American band all along. 🙄

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        Did you at least inform of this to rub it in? I know it probably has been years and he dosen’t remember but it sounds worth it if he does.

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          Oh, how I wish to be a petty asshole. But he was rather good to me in many ways and doesn’t deserve it.

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        A valuable reminder that all American music is theft, and you can’t steal from a thief.

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          Sometimes you say weird things, bro. You are a strange critter.

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          all American music is theft

          yeah ok budnik. there are so many legit things to seethe about and this is what you edge goon on?

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            Lol “edge goon”? I’m not sure what that means, nor am I sure I want to. But I’m definitely gonna work that into my vocab! Ty

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              Do share the results, especially in work meetings

            • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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              vaya con carne my friend.

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    root canal/filling

    I dunno for sure but I feel like you should decide which one you’re gonna do before you start setting up. Especially if you’re DIYing it on the floor.

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      Don’t you do one after the other? The root canal creates a hole you have to patch up.

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        Yeah. I’m just being a useless pedant in a shitpost because the author wrote / instead of +.

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        Yes, exactly.

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    Oh, man, the risk of infection in a bone is SO high, and can easily be fatal. Very bad idea. He’d be better off yanking the tooth.

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    Is that you, Bob?

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      Don’t see any fuji 9

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    Where’s Wilson?

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    *bear

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    So, let’s just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest. How do you feel?

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      <whimpers>

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        NOT TO 50!

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