It’s clearly unethical and terrible, but I am now considering the possibilities.

For instance, Elon Musk funds his campaign. Next thing you know, Trump is hocking EVs at the White House and MAGA is out buying Tesla.

Want to support Ukraine? Tell Trump you’ll buy millions of his shitcoin in exchange for pressure on Russia.

If you want climate action, go bribe Trump. If you can beat the oil companies at it, congrats, we can start to actually battle AGW by taking advantage of one severely corrupt individual who wields more power than he should.

I fucking hate this state of things, but I see a silver lining.