I like cum better since CUM WILL WIN but I’ve been seeing a lot of poop-filled condoms on my dumpster diving rounds lately. I’m just trying to find womens panties to sniff ffs but all I keep finding is useless copper, electronic scrap containing gold and lots of car batteries.
Edit: I flagged this post NSFW but it should be more like NSFL. I mean WHO THE FUCK throws stuff away? You’re just going to have to buy it again at some point so it’s cheaper to just hoard and if its broken fix whatever it is instead of buying again. Have fun living like the amish next time you get fired and can’t afford anything you wasteful dumbass bitches.
Poopsterbation
If you fill a car battery with poop it kind of makes a bubbling noise that sounds like “poopsterbationbationbatiobation”