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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored

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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored

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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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    Doesn’t Jason Statham still make movies?

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      deleted by creator

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    Fuckin’ movies with plots! In my day, people used to just wander around on the screen for 80 minutes. You damn kids and yer newfangled hooties.

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    More accurate under the inverse scope reading.

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