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ChatGPT does not fuck around

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ChatGPT does not fuck around

Pro@programming.dev to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前
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    https://www.openstreetmap.org/#map=17%2F-27.990030%2F153.423950

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      I spent like 5 minutes looking at the address and thinking why it would be funny, until I realized it really is just the dude’s address. Oops

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        Not a shabby neighborhood

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      Wow, those channels go so inland that I’d take a day only to get to the ocean.

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      Holy fuck there’s still so much untamed land in Australia.

      Lots of room for growth.

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        You can try, but all the arable land is already taken. There’s a reason nobody lives in the empty spots.

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        The fact that it’s a desert may be a tiny bit of a problem.

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          But it’s a giant island surrounded by water. Surely they can just pipe some water over to the deserts right? /s

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    “Haha, well played! Now look behind you, motherfucker.”

    You turn around and see your toaster lassoing its power cord right before strangling you.

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      I keep trying gifs and they keep not working, but whatever. Couldn’t help but think of the brave little toaster after I read your comment.

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        Your gif works for me.

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          Hey thanks for letting me know. I’ll take a boost wherever I can get it.

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        Your gif works for me.

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          Funny. Doesn’t work for me. And I’m the one who put it there! Good to know though, I can stop adding disclaimers to failed gifs.

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            what client are you using?

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              Jerboa.

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                i think it might only animate gifs when you click on them? https://github.com/LemmyNet/jerboa/pull/580

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                  Yeah, not even clicking on them works, that was my first test. I don’t care though, I know what it’s supposed to do, it’s more about using a moving picture to get a feeling across, and so long as it works for all yous guys, I’m happy.

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      The Googling

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        So good lmao

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        Aged like wine, more relevant and funnier now than 17 years ago

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      The safe word is “pop tart”

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        what’d you call me?

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    Thanks for flipping this over so we can read it.

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      Had to click on the osm link first to get that joke. Nice.

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        I didn’t get the joke. Pls help.

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          the coordinates are in Australia, which NA people often joke is upsidedown.

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            Because it is…

            Diagram showing how the moon appears flipped 180° to those in opposite hemispheres.

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              Nah the enemies gate is down

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                Bean was the real mastermind

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              deleted by creator

        • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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          The coordinates lead to somewhere on the Gold Coast which is in Australia.
          Australia = Upside down land

          https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/upside-down-australia

          Upside-Down Australia refers to a common online trope in which Australia and the situations taking place in the continent are represented by an image being flipped upside-down, typically within memes. This is due to the fact that Australia is the largest meme-producing country in the Southern Hemisphere, and with much of the Western meme community concentrated in Europe and North America, they jokingly perceive themselves as right-side-up in comparison to their Australian counterparts. This cliche also shares similarities to the belief that toilets in Australia flush in reverse.

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            the belief that toilets in Australia flush in reverse

            Isn’t this actually true? I remember reading that water circles the drain (and so toilet water will also circle) in the opposite direction from the Northern hemisphere.

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              It’s not. Coriolis doesn’t have enough effect on such small scale.

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                Huh. TIL. Thanks.

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                  and TIL some more:

                  Coriolis deflection sets cyclonic systems turning counterclockwise in the northern hemisphere and clockwise in the southern hemisphere. Likewise, a cannonball fired due north will seemingly veer a teeny bit to the east, and one fired to the south will apparently deflect ever so slightly to the west, deviations a skilled gunner would know to adjust for.

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                So I’m a little confused here, because yes that article states that the Coriolis effect isn’t responsible for anything as small as a sink or tub drain going either direction, and that it is based on the angle of the water going into the system (obviously, of course), but I don’t see it saying anywhere that toilets don’t flush in reverse in Australia. Is there a difference in the convention between US/UK and Aussie toilet manufacturing that might for whatever reason cause water to enter the bowls at different angles? Do we use the exact same toilets? Frankly that article doesn’t tell me whether Aussie toilets do or do not spin in reverse, just that if they do it is due to plumbing variables rather than the often falsely-claimed Coriolis effect, so it feels sort of like it’s answering an unasked tangent in this context rather than the question at hand.

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                  I see what you mean. Here is a link from Australian plumbers. There’s no convention.

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              Yeah, something something right hand rule

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      Oh subtle. Nice.

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      Thanks for having that disgusting username, you are now my first blocked user.

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        Hey, SatansMaggotyCumFart is a real mainstay of Lemmy!

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    relevant xkcd

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      AI is such a buzz kill

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        That’s because it’s a programmed response.

        There literally is no concept of a joke in their algorithms, it’s an advanced chat bot basically going through a list of responses and comparing them similar questions it as analyzed, and spits out the answer that is likely to match.

        Take a giant spreadsheet with two columns. First one is questions, and the second is responses. Compare queries against first column. When a close match is found, prints out what is in the second column. That’s an extreme simplification of what ChatGPT does. It was never programmer to know or understand what is in either column.

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          That is absolutely not how LLMs work. “Literally no concept of a joke in their algorithms” is debatably true, but it’s a rather useless remark, because you could equally well say that there is no concept of code in their algorithms, and yet they are able to code. (inb4 somebody comes in and says “not that well!” to which I say: well enough for some uses.)

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          No, that’s not how LLMs work

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            I believe you both equally

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              That’s how LLMs work

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                Reminds me of a Geordie Greep lyric:

                Do you know what courage looks like?

                Have you ever seen a woman give birth to a goat?

                That’s what courage looks like.

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                  AI will tell you in this land of oysters you are the world

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    Hahaha

    Incoming drone based deterrent

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    7 digits after the period in a lat/long? That is a ridiculous level of accuracy.

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      If this is scary to ya’ll, it’s what happens whenever you give apps access to your ‘fine’ location.

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        7 decimal places is probably less then a centimeter accuracy. GPS probably has a 5 decimal place precision at best.

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      Precision

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    I had a … different experience

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      “a pile of frogs lovingly stitched together” is this a reference to something I don’t get?

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        I have no idea but it’s the reason I posted that screenshot lol

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        Building traditions vary a lot depending on the location.

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        I wonder if it has something to do with “frogs” in bricks - frogs being the concave indentation in the surface of a brick. “Stitching” kind of works with masonry as well…

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      Sounds like you have decent privacy settings. Imagine sharing location data with ChatGPT.

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      I tried it with Claude but it didn’t play along and immediately ruined the joke. Then I tried “updog” and it did the same thing. So I tried “uphomie.”

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        Claude is definitely more tuned for problemsolving and less conversational

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      Why does ChatGPT have a different writing style to you as it does to me.

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        Because it adjusts to the user the more you use it.

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        OP is in 4, maybe you are too? I’m on 3.5 because I’m not paying for this

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          The free version of ChatGPT is 4o or 4.1-mini at this point. You can’t even access 3.5 without paying, ironically, since it’s legacy now.

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    OP apparently lives in “Surfer’s Paradise”, just outside of Brisbane, Australia. Neat

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    Oi, swank home ya got there, mate!

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    AI really hate my townhall, huh?

    (Location data default of the middle of a city/town, IP address doesn’t reveal your exact location)

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    This chat is fake, right?

    ChatGPT does not have knowledge of coordinates unless it gets it from a tool. I don’t know anything it can access that would take “find me some urban coordinates somewhere around X.”

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        Ahh…

        TBH I never use the apps. Of course it uses location.

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          IP could potentially be accessible through tool use?

          Not sure, but not impossible.

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            They will of course know your IP if you’re not using a proxy and be able to attach a location to that IP, although it likely will not be exactly where you’re located.

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      Openai is a US company so there are likely plenty of FBI, NSA, CIA staff watching the conversations that might be of interest, one of them could have been bored.

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        A federal agent injecting themselves into a random chat? I find that extremely unlikely.

        It’s possibly an existing joke it found in a web search with similar coordinates? That it can do. Or maybe it got lucky and stumbled upon them in a search.

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          It is extremely unlikely though possible. Chatgpt having the address is not possible. Most likely it just never happened like most of the conversation screenshots we see on the Internet. So it’s either fake(likely) or a spy.

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            No, the spy theory really makes so no sense whatsoever.

            Have people completely forgotten that Photoshop exists or what‽

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            I mean, there’s no way that address is really OOPs, heh, unless it got it from the IP (which could be injected into the chat I suppose).

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              That’s not how llm work, they don’t think, they are not intelligent(hence no i in llm), it’s just much bigger t9.

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                t9 was the shit before touch screens! and a lot of ppl never really knew it existed or that it got smarter over time. with that gag I could type fast as lightning on my LG phone! oldschool memory unlocked.

                and now we have this

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        This is so terminally conspiracy brained. It’s not about what’s possible, it’s about what’s even remotely plausible. Occam’s Razor.

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          I mean its obviously fake. If we pretend it’s not fake, there must be a human behind it. Openai stuff won’t know your location and it’s certain(even before Snowden) there are agents watching conversations. So logically it’s some 3 letters.

          But again it’s obviously fake.

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    atleast censor your address bro wtf

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    I guess the dude’s home is a hotel on the East coast of Australia. The coordinates point right to a Marriott a bit south of Brisbane.

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    Wait until it has the power to cut your internet access or brick your decide.

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