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“Pay attention and stay awake”
Mrs. Noodle and I used to take a lot of road trips; we’d do crossword puzzles between audiobooks, where she would read out the clue, number of letters and any crossings.
Also, “Don’t crash into the oncoming traffic” and “Watch out for that moose” are long time favorites of mine.