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apples are uniquely hard to rotate in your head because apples are bland and uninteresting and nobody’s favorite fruit. try rotating a cow instead. it’s free and the cops can’t stop you
What the fuck did apples do to you to deserve such a scathing review. Are you a doctor?
Teacher
Is your specialty oranges?
You lied to me! I started rotating cows but the cops still arrested me for tax evasion
'90s Internet rotating cow GIF now playing in my head.
Me: Hmmmm.
everybody loves, magical trevor
Same as the comic, you got to utilize the stem and the leaf, or maybe give it a worm or something
I don’t know how a cow looks like directly from the front though. How would you even imagine that??
I would imagine a cow, directly from the front. Or maybe starting with the side on, then slowly rotating so it’s facing my minds eye.
Oh dear, it looks angry!
Cows hate feeling dizzy!
A cow is too complicated, I would rather rotate a banana. I’m actually doing that right now, just rotating a banana in my head.
And there’s nothing we can do to stop you!