No, yeah, that is exactly what I was saying

Basically me:

Being mean to Nazis? That’s a no from me dog. We can stop them by coddling them. That’s right. Coddle Nazis. Coddle them. I love advocating for coddling Nazis. But just to not seem too eager, I’m going to couch my message in some adversarial language that has literally nothing to do with coddling Nazis. Yeah, that will work. No one will suspect that they are being covertly coerced into coddling Nazis, in order to stop them.

I think I’m going to flush my face in the urinal now. Bobbing for urinal cakes. That sounds less tedious than this.

Jesus fuck, were we invaded by StrawMantinople this morning???