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The other night at the bar my brother in law heard me order a long island and says “I’d have pegged you for a mojito or something” and I go, without a skipping a beat, to the bartender “get this man a mojito STAT!”
brother in law turned red as a beet
That makes it sound like you want to bang your brother in law.
That was the joke, yep
Wait. What was the joke?
The joke was that I wanted my brother in law to peg me.