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irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

On this deserted island I could use some help()

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On this deserted island I could use some help()

irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago
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    help -h

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      help --help

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      man help
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      help man

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        help bro

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          alias bro=‘man’

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    It looks like you are asking for help.

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        I’ve never seen MacGyver, is this that? 🫢

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          Yes. Good old Angus MacGyver in action. As I remember, he did it as a distraction for security.

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      img

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    Well in that case simply import antigravity

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    help now actually opens the help utility on Python 3.13!

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      As well as exit!

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    It’ll be funnier if this were written on a note dropped from a plane passing overhead

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    Usually signalling for help isn’t something you leave to day 2… I think they might just be taking a vacation.

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