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Stamets@lemmy.world to Rare insults@lemmy.world · 10 days ago

It do be though and I'm a slut

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It do be though and I'm a slut

Stamets@lemmy.world to Rare insults@lemmy.world · 10 days ago
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  • Stillwater@sh.itjust.works
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    Even 7 inches is bigger than 99% of dicks.

    • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      IIRC the actual number is 95%

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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      As a gay hoe, can confirm

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        As a straight hoe with a not-that-much-bigger-than 7"… Can confirm I thought it wasn’t very big until every single partner I’ve ever had has exclaimed about it being the biggest they’ve personally seen. I didn’t believe them for a long time but I GUESS 🤷

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          The part that sucks is when you’re too big. You have to be careful to not bottom out, and, in my case, can’t usually have sex 2 days in a row because it causes her pain.

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            I hope you find your ms. deep dish

            • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              I hope things work out with his ms. deep dish.

              Didn’t work out with “mine” and it just makes it that much harder to stay aware of how hard/deep you’re going with future partners when somewhere in the back of your mind is the experience when you didn’t have to.

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                https://thepelvicpeople.com/collections/all-products/products/ohnut-depth-limiting-rings

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                  Tried and didn’t like em at all. Really a bummer

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            Dick bumpers are a thing.

            https://thepelvicpeople.com/collections/all-products/products/ohnut-depth-limiting-rings

            • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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              your wipes must be fabulous.

              I do worry about the gritty aspect.

          • stevestevesteve@lemmy.world
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            Been there with most partners but there are some out there

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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          I’m always the largest they’ve ever seen until we break up and it’s tiny.

          I think I have Schrödinger’s dick.

          • stevestevesteve@lemmy.world
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            Not in my case so I’ve begun to believe

        • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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          6.5" and I’ve heard that a few times. I just always assumed they were being nice.

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          Some of that might be white lies to boost your confidence

          • stevestevesteve@lemmy.world
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            That’s what I figured but when an ex (not single and certainly not trying to get back together with me) still was saying it while talking about my own new breakup, I started to think okay maybe…

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          Trojans always gave me an inferiority complex because they were freaking baggy on my dick. Then I cloned it and it’s a lot more intimidating up close than looking down from above.

          • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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            Cloned the wee wee for a closer peek?

            Seems like a lot of work.

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              For the girlfriend. Naturally I was curious what it looked like on the other end.

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      I’m short and scrawny, but apparently way above average in some respects.

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        You have an enormous vision problem?

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          Ruler says 7.5". Did I get cm and inches confused again?!

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            It’s cheating if you measure from your butthole

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Dude with a 3 inch dick told her it was the size of a 9 year old’s and she heard 9 inches.

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      Respect for the 3 inch dick guy using what might be the biggest turn off way to describe his penis and successfully banging anyway.

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    Guarantee she’s never seen a 9 inch cock

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    deleted by creator

    • JandroDelSol@lemmy.world
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      D cups really aren’t that big lol

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        Depends on cup vs chest. D cup on a 32 inch chest is wowza. D cup on a 38 inch chest is meh.

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          My DD man boobs are perched quite nicely on my DDD stomach.

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        deleted by creator

  • flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I love sex and 9 inches is too much. Sorry bros. You pull out 9 inches on me and I’m gonna hafta pass.

    • Lumisal@lemmy.world
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      What about 8.99?

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        Thats a steal!

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    Unusually large vagina.

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    Remember in the beginning of godfather, sonny was banging that bridesmaid? There was a whole subplot in the book where he had a huge schlong, and he thought she was the perfect woman for him because she had an extra large vag that could accommodate it

    • Case
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      As the bearer of larger than average wedding tackle… it really really tends to put a crimp in things.

      I’ve had multiple sexual partners, but have been married for nearly a decade. One woman, one, could handle it. Sadly, it is not my wife.

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        it really really tends to put a crimp in things.

        Not literally I hope

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    Someone needs to tell her, inches are on the other side of the ruler.

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    Maybe the dude said 9 centimeters and she thought it’s inches, or vice versa. Or maybe she really has a train garage for a pussy

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    Mine is not very big, but it is very, very thin.

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      Show me.

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