i just realized the only way for me to actually comprehend their size is to think of them as glide-flying swans
Nutsack biting height, there I said it are you fucking happy?
I like more compare with the Harpia birdy
Paper beats rock
Here Paper always win, it’s healthier
I know albatross are big, but I can’t stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.
Wingspans of >3,5m and bodies > 1m. https://www.treehugger.com/albatross-facts-5073421
Whoa
You are huge!
You think I’m big? Look at the weird hairless ape on the right!
Thank you.
He wants to fuck that bird, doesn’t he?
Looks mutual
Oh well that’s ok then.
Doesn’t really show the friggin’ massive wingspan of the damn things, though…
Your armspan is your height…what does this pose accomplish?
Woah is that Bill Murray?
No.
Made you look!
God literally used the scale-up tool on a seagull. I guess it was a Friday afternoon in the animal design bureau.
Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.
Don’t do it man!
I dk he looks like he’s enjoying it.
She’s got ‘fuck me’ eyes.
You’ve earned me chip, big fella
When their pecker is bigger than your ‘pecker’…
Is that John Cleese?
Indeed, in a little maids dress and apron, selling an albatross during the movie intermission.
If risky to put dick in mouth, why make it friend sized?
At that size it gets difficult to imagine having one hung from your neck.
