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Cause it’s the First of May, First of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady or at least your favorite lay Water’s not cold, baby, dip in your big toe Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called Fucking outside
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Good old Jonathan Coulton. Guy who did the closing songs for Portal and Portal 2.