• LazaroFilm
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    271 year ago

    You make a dollar

    I make a dime

    That’s why I poop

    On company time

    🎶

    • @SuperSecretThrowaway
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      151 year ago

      ‘boss makes a dollar, I make a dime’

      That was a rhyme from a simpler time

      Now boss makes a million and gives us a cent

      While us employees can’t pay the rent

      When the boss makes a billion and the workers make jack

      That’s when we strike to take our lives back

  • Innocuous
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    101 year ago

    I wise man poops whenever he needs to poop, so he does not become constipated and get hemorrhoids.