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I love the implication that no additional bait is required. Everybody knows mice can’t resist a demon core.
This isn’t realistic! The core is too small to go supercritical when scaled down to mousetrap size. Immersion broken.
It’s a giant mouse
Radiation made the giant mouse, and it’s the only thing that can get rid of it!
not to mention the mouse would have to move the core in order to spring the trap so it might not even close properly
Peanut butter is calorie dense but it’s got nothing on U235.
It’s a nudge to the demon core, so plutonium-239, not uranium.
Well, peanut butter also doesn’t hold a candle to plutonium-239 in calorie density.
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Nor in taste! Uranium app tastes like sour candy!!!
[hands mouse a slotted screwdriver] have fun with that dragon’s tail, little dude
I immediately wanted to photoshop a screwdriver into one of its paws but I can’t get that done in a work break.
It’s the thought that counts, friend, and the only other suggestion I’d make is to put a pair of tiny cowboy boots just outside the mouse hole.
how to trap a lab rat
hopefully slamming the trap shut doesn’t destabilize the plutonium
Well, that does it.