I pledge my unwavering allegiance and unwavering sword to thee, my noble compatriot. In this hour of trial and tribulation, know that I stand resolute by thy side, undaunted by the tempestuous winds that assail us. With valorous heart and steadfast spirit, I shall defend thy honor, thy cause, and thy noble aspirations. Together, we shall forge a bond unbreakable, for I am thy knight, and I stand with thee till the stars themselves fade into oblivion.

AKA - I’m down