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I think OP intentionally misquoted Batman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A54ouDOmIS0
I never intentionally do anything. How dare you!
Are you claiming Hanlon’s razor as your defense, sir?
How dare you. I would never take another mans shaving utensils.