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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Man Didn’t Go To Doctor For Lecture About What Should And Should Not Go In Ass

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Man Didn’t Go To Doctor For Lecture About What Should And Should Not Go In Ass

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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MINNEAPOLIS—Describing the physician’s remarks as “patronizing” and “unprofessional,” local man David Kohr confirmed Tuesday that he did not go to the doctor for a lecture about what should and should not go in his ass. “Jeez, can’t you just yank it out and be on your way?” said Kohr, who reportedly struggled not to…
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  • Satelllliiiiiiiteeee@kbin.social
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    Not to sound like a doctor but if you’re going to put something in your butt make sure it has a flared base

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      And the flared base is not the side that goes in your ass

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        - I don’t know what I’d do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!

        - It wasn’t the handle! I’ve been shitting pancakes ever since!

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    Man: Flared base my ass!

    Doctor: Yes exactly.

    Man: Wait what?

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    I think this is called an analogy.

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      *analology

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    “Goddammit, just take it out!”

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