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minus-squareS3verin@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agothats literally my job (web development teacher)
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoPlease tell me your students aren’t making pages that load >5MB of uncompressed javascript and css
minus-squareS3verin@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoof course not, its >5mb of compressed javascript and css
minus-squarecoloredgrayscale@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoYou poor soul. clicks scrollbar with mouse and drags it, instead of using the scroll wheel
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThat’s so inefficient. You realize you can scroll using the spacebar?
minus-squareS3verin@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoright click -> copy; right click -> paste
minus-squarebaker@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 years agoFool—the scroll wheel is a scalpel; the scrollbar is a broadsword. Use the right tool for the job.
minus-squareSaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down29·2 years agoI’ve seen someone briefly turn on caps lock to type a single capital letter, I wanted to scream
minus-squaredrcobaltjedi@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoFormer “IT” coworker would do that too. He apparently didn’t know how to type characters on tge number row, you know like & for example. I called him out on him using caps lock instead of shift and he asked “what do yoy do, hold shift?” with a tone that implied I was the crazy one.
thats literally my job (web development teacher)
Please tell me your students aren’t making pages that load >5MB of uncompressed javascript and css
of course not, its >5mb of compressed javascript and css
You poor soul.
clicks scrollbar with mouse and drags it, instead of using the scroll wheel
That’s so inefficient. You realize you can scroll using the spacebar?
right click -> copy; right click -> paste
Fool—the scroll wheel is a scalpel; the scrollbar is a broadsword. Use the right tool for the job.
I’ve seen someone briefly turn on caps lock to type a single capital letter, I wanted to scream
Former “IT” coworker would do that too. He apparently didn’t know how to type characters on tge number row, you know like & for example.
I called him out on him using caps lock instead of shift and he asked “what do yoy do, hold shift?” with a tone that implied I was the crazy one.