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  • Qwazpoi@lemmy.world
    592·
    2 years ago

    My coworker’s cousin got a vaccine once and later they dropped their cell phone and cracked the screen. Coincidence, or proof of the evils of vaccination?

    • Falafels@aussie.zone
      10·
      2 years ago

      My god! The same thing happened to me but it had been years since my last vaccination. Proof that they stay in your body for a very long time.

    • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
      4·
      2 years ago

      Must have been the magnetisms that caused them to dorp the phone!! Many people still don’t believe this despite all the EVIDENSE!!! I thought science was meant to be do your own research?!

    • Saneless@lemmy.world
      4·
      2 years ago

      I can say for a fact that before I got my vaccines as a baby I had never experienced things like back pains and knee issues that I know face in middle age. People ignore the risks