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Let’s see, 8am Monday, Mon day, moon day, that can’t be it though… Holy fuck it is,! Wait, does that mean Saturday is Saturn Day?
Three hours later
Yes, I was aware that we had a meeting at 9 today … Did you know that Sanskrit has a significant influence on English vocabulary? Yes, I am serious. Hello?