You see. You’re not reading it right. Trust me, because I know better then the other 100,000,000 people who have thoughts on Christianity.

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How do I know my interpretation is right?! Well God has entered my body and filled me with his righteousness. His love fills me with a passion that brings me to my knees, in worship. I have tasted his body and consumed his bodily fluids. I am his bride and am bound as his slave.