• @[email protected]
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    558 months ago

    I work in a technical field. My work email changes “<3” to a heart emoji.

    Pardon me, sir. I was not expressing my admiration, its just that your analyte concentration is less than the measuring range of my instrumentation.

  • @[email protected]
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    548 months ago

    We use an older version of Outlook at work and it turns :) into 🙂 but not the emoji but the Wingdings smiley which is the letter J when you use a different font. I only found out after months when somebody asked me why I put so many J’s in my mails.

    I don’t remember asking you a god damn thing Outlook 🤨

    • SokathHisEyesOpen
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      158 months ago

      If there’s a bad decision that can be made, the Outlook development team made it. It’s a real shame that the industry standard is a hot garbage fire of a program.

      • @[email protected]
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        58 months ago

        I’ve had to re-disable auto correct options multiple times in outlook. I’m perfectly fine capitalizing my own letters because sometimes I type code snippets in emails and don’t want those being treated as if they are sentences that need grammar and spelling corrections. I don’t need your fucking angled quotes either.

        Red or green underlines to say you think there’s a problem are ok. Changing what I’m typing without me telling you to is not.

        • SokathHisEyesOpen
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          38 months ago

          Mac OS has autocorrect enabled by default on the entire operating system. Why TF would I want that when I’m typing with a full-sized physical keyboard? It’s especially annoying when you’re typing code. So yeah, I disabled all that crap within a couple of minutes. It’s super annoying.

    • @[email protected]
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      128 months ago

      When i was about 10 i sent an email to my uncle that said “K cool 🙂” with the wingding smile.

      His client rendered it “K cool J” and he made fun of my “jive”

      Never sent an email using multiple or nonstandard typefaces again. I guess it was a good lesson, but it’s one of those hyper cringe core memories.

  • @[email protected]
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    528 months ago

    When your phone capitalizes any word that might be something Google could make an ad dollar on somehow

      • Karyoplasma
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        108 months ago

        I put autocorrect on suggestion mode. That way it still suggests words but never corrects what I type, unless I click the suggestion. Much better.

      • @[email protected]
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        78 months ago

        I call automistake.

        You gotta watch it like a hawk. Sometimes it will change words three or four words back in what I’m typing.

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          Mine won’t stop conflating “mom” with “mmm” I swear to fucking God I’m about to root my phone just to find a way to remove them both from the built in dictionary.

          The cherry on top? It goes both ways(giggity). So if im texting “thanks mom”, it wants to say " thanks mmm". And vice versa. Of course it’s not all the time, JUST at the exact worst times in conversations.

        • @[email protected]
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          78 months ago

          I actually disabled the damn thing a few years ago. It kept changing the meaning of words. Unfathomable bullshit like love to hate and will to won’t.

          • @[email protected]
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            28 months ago

            It’s gotten terrible. So has voice to text. My work iPhone OEM voice to text is literally useless, as is Google voice to text on my iphone. My Samsung OEM is ass. And the Google one via same Samsung, is getting worse by the hour, but used to be amazing.

  • @[email protected]
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    268 months ago

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    "My phone: Changes :) to 🙂

    “Me:”

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  • Captain Aggravated
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    188 months ago

    Another reason why I miss my full keyboard: I could tell autocorrect to bend over, snap it’s spine and fuck itself with it’s own spinal cord.

  • Flying Squid
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    168 months ago

    I’m old. I don’t understand what people are trying to tell me half the time they use emojis.

  • @[email protected]
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    138 months ago

    I see this as an example of either how little some people making decisions in tech companies know about what people want or about how different the things I want are from the majority of people.