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      Julius Caesar promises that evidence linking Octavian to the garum shortage is coming soon.

      • Overzeetop
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        After that Israel / Palestinian piece they did? That was just straight up brilliant. They may have changed, but obsolete they are not.

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    You would think constantly claiming that you have evidence yet never revealing it would be, by his conspiracy loving voter base, called something like “cover-up”, “working with the enemy” or, you know, “conspiring to hide the truth”. Or “being enemy plant”.

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      Maybe it has something to do with the psychology of uncertain rewards, where they are constantly teased with the big “win” like the election, but only occasionally get low-value wins like pissing off the libs. Like being addicted to gambling, or teased along by someone you’re interested in but they’re just manipulating you. You really want to believe you’ll win big, but in reality you’re probably fucked.

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        migrant 5g fema caravans do your research!

        youtube hilary clinton lizard andrinochrome comet ping pong soros crisis actors!

        EDIT: Sorry everyone, was just having some fun, until I remembered that no level of crazy breaks through the joke wall anymore. So, yeah, for more facts find me on Truth Social under patrioteaglefreedomlover1776_2

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    Well at least I’m gonna get to see it since now the vaccine will kill everyone who took it ‘within 10 years’ instead of 2 as it was originally predicted.

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      I predict that everyone who gets vaccinated will die. Coincidentally, everyone who eats food will also die.

      I can guarantee I’m a better prophet than they are.

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      You guys got 2 years? I was given just 6 months! I can feel my DNA mutilating, so I’m expecting to pass through those pearly Gates any time now.

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    I’d love to see this jerkoff locked up and given zero platform to spew his horse manure. So tired of this country being held hostage to this asshole.

    At one point, we’d break out the butterfly nets for crazies like this, or at least make them stand out on the corner with a sign; now one party and much of the corporate media embraces them.

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    He is either really fucking stupid, or thinks we are stupid. Could also be both. Fuck Trump.

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    He’s not (just) demented or lying. He’s raising money.

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      We should start calling this what it is… grifting. He’s grifting money. For any MAGA folk out there, here’s the definition:

      grift

      : to obtain (money or property) illicitly (as in a confidence game)

      The Donald lost 50+ law suits for lack of evidence of any scheme or material defect in the 2020 election across the country. In fact, HE has been charged with felony counts in Georgia for alleged election tampering trying to steal the election. He is a con man and he has a grift going against his donors who still believe his lies in the face of an avalanche of evidence to the contrary. It’s really easy to milk your own cult, and if you don’t see that truth by now, you’re probably in it.

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    Any day now, it’s coming! He just needs another round of donations, and totally for reals this time he’s got the goods on Biden. He’s gonna blow this whole thing wide open, just you see!

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    Also, I’d like to see people asking him at every single opportunity they are given: “do you also have that sooper sekrit evidence of Obama in Hawaii you were promising as king of the dumbass birthers?” And a follow-up question, “Did you have the Long Form Birth Certificate in those boxes of classified material in that bathroom in your trash palace?”