MTG is known for her extra-marital affairs which got her divorced.
It’s literally always projection with these losers.
Eww, there’s multiple people who want to have sex with MTG‽
Shes rich. Handed some construction buisness by her parents/grandparents. Apprently also owned the gym where most of the people she was fucking worked out.
So like most shitty people : money.
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Don’t put your dick in crazy.
Imagine having to make child support payment to her? Imagine having tovhave co-parenting conversations and kid swaps and stuff.
Hypothetically, that’s less of a concern if you stick with anal and properly dispose of your condoms.
You say that, but anal is precisely how MTG was created.
In Germany we have the expression “Arschlochkind” (literally: asshole child) and I think that’s beautiful.
It’s always a great idea to stick your dick in crazy.
Crazy in the head is crazy in the bed!
Not wrong. The crazy chick I dated in college was so much better in bed then the normal ones I went with since then. It honestly kind of ruined my expectations…
Yep. They do that.
Yeah.
Marry a nice catholic girl and keep a crazy one with tattoos and daddy issues on the side.
Ok, so here’s what happened, buddy. Crazy usually means reduced inhibitions. Reduced inhibitions= good in bed because you’re not overthinking, you’re just doing what feels awesome.
Then you go out with a girl that’s not batshit insane and doesn’t go from 0-100 with everyone they bang, right away. You’re disappointed. Why does it feel like this normal girl isn’t obsessed with my body immediately? Why is she holding back? It can’t be you, so you attribute it to her being bad in bed rather than the obvious answer that she’s learning you and isn’t completely comfortable yet.
That kind of stuff comes with time. Unless you’re batshit insane.
Tldr: you rushed it with the “normal girls” and you could probably spend some more time growing close to them before declaring them inferior in bed.
I understand the problem. It doesn’t change the fact that the girl that doesn’t require a ton of effort to get to open up is objectively better in bed. Also I was with some of them that came afterwards for quite a while and things didn’t improve all that much. If anything it got worse after the honeymoon phase was over.
Let’s not kink-shame.
That’s not a kink, that’s a cry for help.
I hate both of these cunts, but what’s wrong with having bunches of sex? It’s not like Boebert is married.
You’re not supposed to enjoy sex if you’re a Republican.
You’re not supposed to enjoy sex if you’re a woman.
You’re not supposed to enjoy if you’re a Republican
No time for happy. Only angry and afraid. —Republican Manifesto
You’re supposed to stop and shame everyone else’s enjoyment.
You’re not supposed to Republican.
Nothing wrong with it but maybe she shouldn’t have joined a club where the members have a pathological hatred of women.
You forget the modern Christian popular doctorine is no sex before marriage (though in practice this is only really expected to be binding of women because men being horny is just considered “natural”) and sex between only the married people afterwards.
Problem with tying your political identity to a base that assumes misogyny as it’s religious dogma as their guiding principle is if you subscribe to it for reasons outside of religion you are still gunna get tarred by that brush.
TWO trailer park girls go round the outside,
round the outside,
round the outside…
Waiting for one of them to challenge the other, “Cash me ousside, howbow dah?”
A reference in a reference. Reference-ception
And then a third pop culture reference thrown in at the end. A triple whammy
Throwback like WHOA
That seems a bit highbrow for these two, no?
Whenever I see MTG I think Magic the Gathering and get very confused
I think they’ve also trashed her.
Same almost, I think about MTGox
I often have the opposite experience and get mildly triggered until I realize the headline is for a card game discussion.
And then he spent the next 7 years sucking Trump off.
IDK. If you read the tweet in a BDSM light it all becomes clear…
I don’t think that’s what he meant, but it’s funnier
With Lindsey Graham, there’s a solid 90% chance that’s what he meant.
Lady g is a master of double entendre.
Magic the gathering is doing WHAT?!?
It’s a new mechanic, trash a whore card puts it on the bottom of your discard pile, but if there are enough non-whore creatures above it in your discard, it gets resummoned, tapped.
I’ll tap that…
Any chance that you like Beetlejuice the musical? That may be your way in
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she SLAMMED her
I’m pretty sure she meant it in a collegial sense, as in “peer” or “fellow traveler”.
Lmao, she also called her a “bitch/ little bitch” for “copying” her articles of impeachment. Boebert defended herself by saying she never read it, which is also hilarious, because she voted on it.
"According to two sources that saw the exchange and a third familiar with the matter, the back and forth began when Boebert approached Greene—then seated in the chamber—and confronted her over “statements you made about me publicly.” All three of the sources said Greene called Boebert a “bitch.” One of the sources said Greene called her “a little bitch.”
According to two of the sources, Greene then stood up and alleged that Boebert “copied my articles of impeachment,” to which the Colorado lawmaker fired back that she hadn’t even read Greene’s resolution."
https://www.thedailybeast.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-calls-boebert-a-little-bitch-on-the-house-floor
I would PAY to have good c-span footage of that.
Boebert defended herself by saying never read it, which is also hilarious, because she voted on it.
This is actually believable.
Hateful people sometimes get tired of hating scapegoats and take some time to hate each other. It’s like high school mean girls picking one of their own off from the herd.
Why are we giving these two attention
Watching the snake eat itself sells?
Because they’re the best kind of political opponents
Does that make her the pot or the kettle?
The pot. The origin of the saying is a cast iron pot sees its own reflection in the shiny, stainless steel kettle and sees all black (the cast iron).
So it’s really projection. Calling out others what you see in yourself.
That’s an interpretation from 1876, but the expression is much older than stainless steel. Originally it’s not that the kettle isn’t black, it’s that the pot is equally sooty from the ashes they both sit in. Which is a better fit for MTG and the Boeb, both tarred by the filth of the GOP.
From Wikipedia:
Origin
The earliest appearance of the idiom is in Thomas Shelton’s 1620 translation of the Spanish novel Don Quixote. The protagonist is growing increasingly restive under the criticisms of his servant Sancho Panza, one of which is that “You are like what is said that the frying-pan said to the kettle, ‘Avant, black-browes’.”[3] The Spanish text at this point reads: Dijo el sartén a la caldera, Quítate allá ojinegra (Said the pan to the pot, get out of there black-eyes).[4] It is identified as a proverb (refrán) in the text, functioning as a retort to the person who criticises another of the same defect that he plainly has. Among several variations, the one where the pan addresses the pot as culinegra (black-arse) makes clear that they are dirtied in common by contact with the cooking fire.[5]
This translation was also recorded in England soon afterwards as “The pot calls the pan burnt-arse” in John Clarke’s collection of proverbs, Paroemiologia Anglo-Latina (1639).
Wiki goes on to give the 1876 example, with the shiny kettle, as well.
From Don Quixote! TIL
I am now gonna start calling people burnt ass.
They will be confused. It will be glorious.
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Can’t they just fuck and put it up for sale all ready
I wouldn’t watch it even if you pay me, but I will fight to my death to protect your right to watch.
I will fight to my death to protect your right to watch.
I don’t believe you. I’m calling you on it.
Alright alright you caught me. Best I can do is a raised eyebrow and a disapproving yawn.
In the words of Londo Mollari: Ladies, ladies please…continue.
How many Centurions does it take to change a lightbulb?
*Centauri
Just one. But in the old days of the Republic, ten thousand slaves would change ten thousand light bulbs at our slightest whim!
