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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Lazy meal

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Lazy meal

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m not sure I know how to cook anything that doesn’t start with a chopped onion.

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      Your pudding must be weird.

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        I’m a savory kinda guy.

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        I would hate to try the oatmeal too.

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        If you mean pudding a diced onion on his junk, yeah I’d have to agree with you there

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      After it gets translucent, add a knife-tip’s worth of minced garlic from the jar… Some salt and pepper.

      From there you’re making anything from soup to pasta to breakfast to Mexican, Asian, Italian…

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        Better yet, mince a couple fresh cloves with one of those garlic smasher things

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          deleted by creator

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            And it’s a bitch to clean

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              True hahahaha

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      I think this person is upset that other people are less lazy about cooking in general than he is

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      Grilled cheese, chicken and/or cheese quesadilla, butter-noodles, tomato soup, hot dogs / brats, etc.

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        But you can put onion in ALL of those!

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          All except the grilled cheese, because then it’s a fucking melt you donkey

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