I just wanted a nude 1950s woman vacuuming the carpet.

Tried multiple models with multiple different prompts.

It’s like none of them know what a vacuum cleaner looks like.

Not really complaining this turned out to be funnier anyways

Where’s that hose going?

Dafuq?

Points for trying I guess

Dat picture tho…

I got so many more of these lmk If this is doing anything for y’all I’ll post more.

  • @[email protected]
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    251 year ago

    These are hilarious. It’s so close to being accurate but just missing the mark lol. I have no idea how training the models works, so I have no helpful suggestions, but I love the attempts! Please keep trying!

    The 3rd to last has a horrifying bullet wound nipple! Lmao.

    What are you using to generate these? I’m interested in checking it out.

    • @[email protected]
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      61 year ago

      My guess is that the model tries to design “1950ies aesthetic vacuum cleaners” and has no idea how those would look like

    • Daddy O SurfaceOP
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      41 year ago

      I’m using mage dot space, in brower, subscription based. Multiple SD models, here’s one of the prompts:

      ((((NSFW)))), (((naked 1950’s housewife))), (((cute smile))) ((vacuuming the carpet)), (((Vacuum cleaner advertisement))), ((flawless face)), (((1950s sitcom background))) ((perfectly detailed erotic body)), ((Displaying ass to the camera)) (((erotic and uncensored))) ultimate masterpiece ((artistic camera angle)) gradient lighting, soft macros, hyper-maximalist, delicate nuances, real shading, natural clarity, lumen reflections, perfect shadows, accent lighting, unreal sharpness, global illumination, RTX, SSAO, HBAO, global reflections, ambient occlusion, optical fiber, beautifully color graded, Extremely detailed, digital art

    • StiltedCurler
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      11 year ago

      The 3rd to last has a horrifying bullet wound nipple! Lmao.

      And how is she holding the vacuum with her right hand? It’s like she has Velcro palms

  • @[email protected]
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    121 year ago

    Scrolled in all for a good 5 min and this is the only post I found that wasn’t retarded. Keep up the good work.

  • StiltedCurler
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    I would expect naturally hairy pussy (which is also awesome) for this time period

    • Uriel238
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      31 year ago

      Yes, Bikinis small enough to warrant trimming evolved in the sixties (and were French like post-cards).

  • @[email protected]
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    71 year ago

    Suggestion that might improve the result, try the keyword (posterization:0.4), also get a detail slider lora and reduce the detail a little bit.

  • @[email protected]
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    61 year ago

    Some of the wall art is just… well, it’s there. That’s for certain.

    Thanks for sharing!

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    I don’t understand the issue. #6 is always how I vacuum. up the ass and out the palm.

    • Daddy O SurfaceOP
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      21 year ago

      I will have to try that but my vacuum cleaner really sucks

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    spoiler

    Prompt:
    cinematic photo (full length naked erotic pin-up of a sexy suburban housewife:1.2), looks like housewife, shapely body, hourglass figure, medium breasts, soft body, house chores vacuuming, toned, exposed breasts, (standing pose with vacuum cleaner:1.1), vintage blonde, (vintage 1960:1.2), vintage lounge room, soft light, day light, 50's suburbia, propaganda poster style, (posterization:0.8) (lora:detail_slider_v4:-2) (lora:add_detail:2) (lora:babes_20:1), bright happy pastel colours, garter belt, realism, realistic, hyperrealistic, hyperdetailed, (low saturation, low contrast:1.1) . 35mm photograph, film, bokeh, professional, 4k, highly detailed
    Neg:
    (lora:badhands:1) (film grain, noise:1.1), amateur, (blurry:1.2), (script, inscription, logo, watermark, signature, title, attribution, text, words:1.5), cropped, out of frame, (worst quality, low quality, poor quality), jpeg artifacts, poorly lit, overexposed, underexposed, glitch, error, out of focus, soft textures, low resolution, low fidelity,ghibli grain,(semi-realistic, cgi, 3d, render, sketch, cartoon, drawing, digital art, anime, manga:1.3), (clothing:1.5), drawing, painting, crayon, sketch, graphite, impressionist, noisy, blurry, soft, deformed, ugly
    Params:
    Steps: 30, Sampler: DPM++ 2M Karras, CFG scale: 7.5, Seed: 2316740277, Face restoration: GFPGAN, Size: 512x768, Model hash: c3784efc60, Model: forgottenmixCartoon2_v10, VAE hash: 63aeecb90f, VAE: vaeFtMse840000Ema_v100.pt, Denoising strength: 0.28, Clip skip: 2, ADetailer model: face_yolov8n.pt, ADetailer confidence: 0.3, ADetailer dilate erode: 4, ADetailer mask blur: 4, ADetailer denoising strength: 0.4, ADetailer inpaint only masked: True, ADetailer inpaint padding: 32, ADetailer version: 23.11.1, Hires prompt: "(full length naked erotic pin-up of a sexy suburban housewife:1.2), looks like housewife, shapely body, hourglass figure, medium breasts, soft body, house chores vacuuming, toned, exposed breasts, (standing pose with vacuum cleaner:1.1), vintage blonde, (vintage 1960:1.2), vintage lounge room, soft light, day light, 50's suburbia, propaganda poster style, (posterization:0.8) (lora:detail_slider_v4:-2) (lora:add_detail:2) (lora:babes_20:1), bright happy pastel colours, garter belt, realism, realistic, hyperrealistic, hyperdetailed, (low saturation, low contrast:1.1)", Hires upscale: 2, Hires steps: 12, Hires upscaler: SwinIR_4x, Lora hashes: "detail_slider_v4: 8347b7ec221e, add_detail: 7c6bad76eb54, babes_20: 246e7c2eab64", Version: v1.6.0-2-g4afaaf8a, Hashes: {"vae": "c6a580b13a", "lora:add_detail": "47aaaf0d29", "lora:babes_20": "65cf944caa", "model": "c3784efc60"}

    • @Softkittenowo69
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      41 year ago

      Even this one has problems. The perspective is way off.

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        41 year ago

        Perspective is off, there’s no vacuum cleaner, the couch is missing half its back and a leg.

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    The third picture:

    • odd perspective. She’s either 10 feet tall with regularly sized furniture or she’s a regularly sized person with hobbit-sized furniture
    • she has 3 hands. 1 of which is part of the vacuum tube. 1 of her hands has just 1 large sausage-like finger
    • the way the carpet bends under her weight leads me to believe that she has a mattress underneath that, rather than a floor
    • her slit is like 3x longer than most human female’s slit (though let’s be honest I’d probably want to fuck anyways)
    • and lastly, her wall art is of an Edgar Allen Poe head on top of a busty pin up model body