What my bf thinks happens when I go to the gym
Home gym supremacy
Supremacy? Oh honey no. Who’s gonna slap your ass and flirt with you and cruise in the showers?
Sex pests?
My boyfriend obviously
Or tim if he leaves the basement
But then who sexually assaults you? It’s not the same thing.
My gym had open showers till recently. Even I don’t believe how many fucking awesome encounters happened there.
I literally had a short cry when they added stalls.
I used to live in this rich dudes basement. There was a really nice YMCA down the street, and he went there every morning. Anyway, he constantly bragged about all the ass he got hanging out there from supposedly “straight” guys. He is a good looking guy and not the type to lie. So, I’m inclined to believe him.
Sounds like a good time.
Ironically, the real workout happens outside of the gym…