“I can guarantee you anything you want.”
I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways… by force.
Just reminded of my true favorite:
Save it for the cross burning, Adolf
Do a flip!
Bender Bender Bender!
Bender Bender Bender!
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
Bite my shiny metal ass
This should be at the top!!
Shutup baby, i know it
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)
Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?
Me, Bender.
I am bender. Please, insert girder.
I’m back baby!
I’ll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!
You know what? Forget X
I’ve got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they’re gone.
Daffodils.