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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1年前

It's truly a shame

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It's truly a shame

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1年前
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    • ZeroXHunter@lemmy.world
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      Which movie is the scene from?

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        This is from the series The Good Place.

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      I don’t get it. Aren’t they pronounced mostly the same?

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        I’ll do my best here - “Aristotle” is pronounced “Air-ih-stot-ul” whereas Chipotle is more like “Chip-oat-lee”

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          lee

          Um what?

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            Chip-oht-lay

          • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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            They did say their best. Not that it’d be correct.

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            Leave them southerners alone. They didn’t do nuffin 'cept try to overthrow America twice.

        • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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          Aristotle is only pronounced like that because Aristoteles was somehow too confusing for English speakers.

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            Now that you mention it… he’s indeed called Aristoteles in my language… never noticed the spelling difference in english!

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              Yup. The British did weird stuff to Roman names out of victorian reasons.

              Hadrianus becomes Hadrian, because of anus. They then also shortened others like Pompeius becoming Pompey etc.

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                I know I’m furthering the immature narrative, butt:

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            Sounds like we did him a favor.

        • ZeroDrek@lemmy.world
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          It’s “Chip-oat—lay”…not “lee”

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    Because the words are from two different languages?

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      Racist

      • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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        how do you figure

        • pelerinli@lemmy.world
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          With pen or pencil

          • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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            calls a tweet racist

            refuses to elaborate

            leaves

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    You’ve just been pronouncing females wrong this whole time and everybody was too embarrassed to correct you.

    Fuh-MAH-lays, just like it looks.

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      By jove, there the whole time!

      • The Barto@sh.itjust.works
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        Is that pronounced Jove like dove or Jove like hoes?

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          Ho-veh

          • The Barto@sh.itjust.works
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            So it’s pronounced like how a Boston person would say hover?

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      Haha, silly hu-mans.

  • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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    Single hot femalés in your area!

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    I like my fe-mah-lays like I like my ta-mah-lays. Steaming hot and wrapped in corn husks!

    Right?!? Guys?!?

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      You can just say Midwestern.

      • guyrocket@kbin.social
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        Midwestern.

        Now what?

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          Now you wait for the corn of your dreams.

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            Instructions unclear, ended up on CornHub instead

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              Guys, it’s real:

              https://cornhub.website/

              It’s SFW

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      A good girl in a straw hat with her arms out in a corn field.

      • malijaffri@feddit.ch
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        That is a scarecrow.

        Edit:

        spoiler, context

        I just went back to the song and watched it again, which turned into a Bo Burnham marathon. He is absolutely amazing!

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          I’m hoping my Southern charm offsets all these rapey vibes I’m putting out

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    I know this is a joke but idc. The reason for basically every quirk of pronunciation/spelling in English is borrowed words, of which English has very many. Tamales is an obvious/good example.

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      Except it’s not even a borrowed word. It’s still a Spanish word. nope, I was wrong.

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        It’s a borrowed word because we don’t have a translation, though. Tamales are tamales. Also we say tamale for singular but it’s tamal in Spanish. It’s a loan word in every way.

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          Also we say tamale for singular

          Who’s this “we”?

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            One tamales.

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              I would like one flock or herd of tamaleese

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            deleted by creator

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          Oh? My bad, thanks for the correction! 🙏

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    I sometimes like to mispronounce stuff, that I know the proper pronunciation of, just for kicks and this is just ammo for my annoying habit.

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      You put the em-PHA-sis on the wrong syl-LAB-le

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        Or you butcher accents. Like jalapeno.

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      I love me a good ch-asm

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        You just like causing cha-os.

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      Norm?

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    I am just the right amount of high for this one. I can coast on this tweet for a solid 20 minute think sesh.

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    Reminds me of this poem: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chaos

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    Why can’t ‘tamales’ just be pronounced like “ta-males”?

    Otherwise we’ll have to start pronouncing ‘males’ like “mall-ehs”.

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      how very Canadian, eh?

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    Just pronounce it oddly enough that people look at you weirdly.

    Femalès, with emphasis on the last e. Like “learnèd” (learn-ed, a wise person).

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    And why aren’t Batman and Goodman pronounced the same.

    I think it should be Bat-mun.

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    A better question: How many folks thought they misspelled the second “females”?

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    I’m going to start pronouncing them both the same

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    how naming a gastro strip club Females and Tamales?

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      Operate out of an old train car. Dolly’s Females and Tamales Trolley.

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