I know, right? I find it interesting that snails are still being eaten. Maybe not those giant African land snails so much, but there’s no stopping anyone from going and finding one of them, and hunting it down. It wouldn’t exactly be a thrilling chase.

You’re not wrong. For all we know, that was a very isolated incident. Just, like, one motherfucker who everyone else called “that one guy who eats snails.” Nicknames were simpler, back then.