Lets say for a second that that was true.
I’d rather spend eternity in hellfire than spend eternity with that kind of God.
Not sure if you’re at all familiar with the Abrahamic god, Yehweh/Jehova/Allah, or if you’ve read the Bible, but that heaven isn’t so great, either. It’s all worship and singing praises for eternity. Ew.
Those bronze-age myth-writers sure had a lot of imagination when it came to devising eternal torments, but when it came to describing their idea of eternal bliss, they really dropped the ball. 
I prefer Greek bronze-age myth writers for tales of the afterlife. “You can harvest THREE TIMES A YEAR, the weather is always pleasant, and best of all, the gods stay away! What a perfect life!”
yeah, the Underworld seemed like a fascinating place to adventure through, too.
ya know, a good place to get away from the wife. with just your buddies. together. for 20 years… ;P
It’s all worship and singing praises for eternity. Ew.
I’m 100% convinced Satan is actually super chill and “hell” is really the place you want to go for a good time, the Bible also only has the perspective of God is good, Satan Bad. Where’s Satan’s perspective?
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Tax churches then, since god can’t keep his mouth shut
Put not your trust in princes or sons of men, in whom there is no salvation. His breath departs, he returns to the earth. On that very day his plans perish.
Can we have a rush order on that breath departing thing?
It’s like something from a b or z movie
More media fear-mongering that makes you piss your pants? You shouldn’t have.
No, I mean it. You really, REALLY shouldn’t have. I’m running out of underpants.
