Daddy likes leather. Leather daddy?

Not… really. It’s easy. You see, I have a harley (with a modern water cooled engine) that I ride while wearing full protective gear instead of a leather vest. I’m straight but might not be all the way to one side of the ol’ kinsey scale. My wife isn’t my beard, we’re very affectionate amd obsessed with each other, in fact the one thing in my life I can be sure of is my relationship with her.

The real issue is probably the 'tism.