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Eagle screams in the background
ETA: Fires guns “YEEHAW!”
FYI: eagles don’t really scream. That fake scream from movies/tv, etc. is from a red tailed hawk.
I know, but I had to be as stereotypical as possible.
Not enough guns and yeehaw noises. 3 out of 10.
Valid criticism.
That response loses you another point. Should’ve threatened to bring in the cavalry!
I’m too Canadian for this, sorry!
It’s easier to get a recording of a hawk that never shuts up. Eagles let out a screech too, but not often. Try stealing a fish from a bald eagle. Bring a tape recorder…and some bandages.