Rule 1 of finding someone’s (intentionally posted) porn: don’t fucking blackmail them. At most, congratulate them on finding a side-gig they seem to enjoy. But really, don’t even say anything to them.
You wanna comment on someone’s Only Fans? Pay the fees and leave a comment like everyone else. Quit being a whiny attention-grabber and support your local artists.
If porn ain’t your thing, then stop looking at Only Fans and then telling on yourself. And then go support your local artists and businesses somewhere else.
Uh, you’re imagining ng someone looking to blackmail is a misguided fan?
They aren’t an “attention grabber”, they’re looking to commit a crime
Fair point. Rule 1 of committing a non-victimless crime: don’t.
Ah so the real life pro tip is to congratulate them first and observe how they respond first. After you’ve confirmed it really was their only fans then you can commence the blackmailing. /s
A PS5.
Dude went super sayin autistic.
This is the power of ultra instinct.
It’s was not her
The unfortunate part of this is that anon really does need to stay in school…
suspension
I hope jail lol. Ofc it’s a green text and not real
green texts are never real?
While naturally some will be true, it is healthier for your sanity to assume 99% are cooked up by a bored kid looking for yucks
such creative writers come up with such interesting fiction.
My brain simply could not contrive such fiction.
I’m afraid people like me with such limited imaginations are the ones who think these stories are true because we cannot imagine how anybody could make shit up like this.
Do you suppose this one is true, or nah?
Thanks for that. reaches for bleach
That one has been long debunked, literally nobody does this
was the one about the jolly rancher debunked too? Twas unbelievable but people couldn’t stop talking about it.
Also, what kinda teenager isn’t gonna at least try to bang the OF teacher?
Right, that kid isn’t thinking straight.
Right. cuz maybe he’s not straight.
valid, but: also, it could be a young woman who isn’t straight. So I’m rolling the dice with advantage.
The kind who doesn’t want to rape people ?
Well technically they are raping you (since you are underage)
valid
How the fuck do you find anyone on OnlyFans. I’m an idiot and have yet to unlock this super power.
Usually you need to know people.
I know three OF girls.
Problem is they are all related to me in some way. Thank fuck none post on lemmy or reddit or I’d never come here anymore.
they are all related to me in some way
I’m a huge fan of grannie’s work
She’s not around anymore. Family joke is she’s being double teamed by both husband’s she’s buried with.
You must be paying through the nose for that access.
Are you afraid they will blackmail you?
If they tried id give them pointers.
Make it really fucking awkward
You’ll have to link them so we can warn you if they post.
Yeah, im not looking them up.
Their Facebook images are revealing enough…
Well OP just has to find the teacher’s actual OF account and he’ll be let off the hook. That’s how it works, right?
I’m picturing emirichu’s vid on being found out by the kids she worked with except WAAAAAAY more awkward
