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I’m at my healthy weight, I believe in the decriminalization of all drugs, and I frequent the soda fountains at my neighborhood convenience store. But you’re right, I guess it’s just a matter of time before I devolve into a blathering fascist in the ICU being treated for severe, life-threatening Fanta withdrawals.