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Those crazy toilets
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No, I meant the ones with all kinds of buttons that has 5 different bidet settings and heated seats and plays music when you flush
Please tell me this is something you can customize. I didn’t realize until now that I need a toilet that plays John Williams’ “Olympic Fanfare” when I take a dump.
Therapist: Japanese toilets aren’t real, they can’t hurt you.
Japanese toilets:
I saw an ad for the Squatty Potty and decided to put 2 phone books in the bathroom instead. it worked well enough
Where did you find a phone book?
Next to the landline
I use my kids’ step stool.