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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • windowsphoneguy@feddit.de
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    1 year ago

    You can remove that, no problem. Just need to drive into something really fast.

    • dalekcaan@lemm.ee
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      Wow, that was easy, it came off by itself!

      Quick followup, how do you remove a carrot from your nasal cavity?

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        Introduce a small rabbit up there.

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          Then its just a matter of finding a weasel to go after the rabbit.

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            When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

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          1 year ago

          Ah, the Charlie Kelly method!

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          https://youtu.be/nllG50B-EPE

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            Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

            https://piped.video/nllG50B-EPE

            Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

            I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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      The airbag does not launch the whole horn button at you.

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