• @[email protected]
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    5810 months ago

    It does make you wonder how many ‘bad’ politicians do actually have a humiliation kink. There’s gotta be a couple who just really get off on being the recipient of political humiliation.

  • @[email protected]
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    3910 months ago

    …so I did the Christian thing and opened up my checkbook to help him reach a national stage and deliver that man a violent orgasm so fierce it’d leave him quaking in those slutty little heels of his.

    Lmao the “slutty little heels of his” had me fucking dying.

  • @MyHiddenAgenda
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    3110 months ago

    I’m confused. I thought The Onion was satire/parody news? This is truth.

  • @[email protected]
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    2810 months ago

    You might consider it a waste of 300 million bucks, but hearing trump call him Meatball Ron gave him an instant hard on and it was the first erection he’d had in years. The RNC all agreed it was money well spent.

    • Lemminary
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      910 months ago

      Narrator: And there was no soup because they have no soul.

  • @[email protected]
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    610 months ago

    it was time onion did some feel good parody because real feel good news were already on onion levels

  • @[email protected]
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    110 months ago

    Oh, how I love The Hard Times! …Although, the name has a whole different vibe in the context of this article & the post title, lol. Gross, now I’m thinking about this jackass having an erection! Brain, why!?

  • FlashMobOfOne
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    -1210 months ago

    Gotta enjoy these headlines while they last.

    Come November we’re probably going to have an openly fascist president, but no matter who wins, we’re going to have a president who can’t form a coherent sentence.