Opossum = Grass (grassland fighter)
Skunk = Fire (gas attack)
Raccoon = Water (washes food)
Fully evolved:
Opossum = Grass/Ghost (plays dead)
Skunk = Fire/Poison (self explanatory)
Raccoon = Water/Dark (steals stuff)
I would swap skunk and raccoon, personally. Skunks shoot liquid at you, and I imagine of the three that the raccoon would be most likely to burn down a building, it if could.
Skunks really tend more toward a toxic/poison element/type. By DnD standards, their self-defense is somewhere between Acid Spray and Stinking Cloud.
The actual skunk Pokemon is Poison/Dark type.
Liquid attacks can still count as poison. See the move “acid”.
Agreed, I would not have swapped them if you’d said poison, it was just the fire that I thought didn’t quite fit the skunk (:
They would evolve into a Fire/Poison skunk with explosive gas, since methane is flammable. I’m aware that skunk spray is actually liquid, but the idea that it isn’t is a popular trope that they could do something with.
hmm youre winning me over here, all right im aboard the skunk fire to fire/poison train
The raccoon’s actual attack is fucking rabies. What type of Pokemon apply diseases?
Poison
An opossum, a raccoon, and a skunk walk into a bar. The bartender yells “can someone take out the trash?”
Someone brings the trash out to the trio, and they feast.
I’m choosing that fucked up cat
Which one is that?
I love my cat!
Assuming the skunk would act like a Pokémon and not fucking spray me, only my enemies, definitely that. They are really adorable and curious little creatures, just listen to this:
I choose you Skunkacho !
P-U-kachu.
Are these the new Evee evolutions?
I’ll take the guy who looks like a bandit .
Possum every time. Get fucked.
Go team opossum!
Opossum 4 life
For real life, or until it plays dead?
I don’t know about the other two but that opossum is definitely of the Bulbasaur kind
You’ve got your garbage type, your poison type, and your opossum type
Opossum: The Naked Tail Pokemon.
This Pokemon is a very unique kind, being the only of its egg group native to its wild area. While having an incredibly smooth brain, this species can remember if a food is toxic for up to two weeks after ingesting it.
Normal/Dark. Ability: Run Away. Hidden Ability: Immunity.
Opossum: grass type evolves into a creature that pulls tree trunks out of its pouch and uses them like a weapon.
Racoon: water type evolves into a creature that drowns it’s opponents by repeated dunks or by “washing”
Skunk: fire type that evolves to light its own farts like a chav
Trash panda gang or bust. Fuck stinky bois and cowardly death-fakers, the trash shall rise!
Skunk stank was super effective!
Trash pandas, trash cats, or fart squirrels? (no cap, that’s real terminology) hrm… maybe I’ll sit this version of the game out :-P Unless it offers the option to backfire occasionally, b/c that would be HILARIOUS!:-D
I choose prison boi
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